The maths they taught in college made me dizzy, I even found the three times table hard, while other kids looked thoughtful, smart and busy all I could do was stare out in the yard.
Geometry fair left me in a tangle, I never learned a thing that I could use, the isometric value of the angle? I couldn’t even say “hypotenuse!”
In algebra, I sucked at logarithm, I threw the text books out, they made me mad, my only chance of passing went out with ‘em, despite the fact the teacher was my Dad!
There’s no way I could do triangulation, I couldn’t play a game that used a dice, square roots were always causing me frustration, the only cubes I knew were made of ice!
I had a nemesis, its name: subtraction, division was anathema to me, I couldn’t multiply or work a fraction, my best result in maths was minus E!
Deciding on my future as an actor, I left the world of pi and sine and tan, so what if I can’t work a damn protractor - I’ll hire myself someone who bloody can!
The maths they taught in college made me dizzy, I even found the three times table hard, while other kids looked thoughtful, smart and busy all I could do was stare out in the yard.
Geometry fair left me in a tangle, I never learned a thing that I could use, the isometric value of the angle? I couldn’t even say “hypotenuse!”
In algebra, I sucked at logarithm, I threw the text books out, they made me mad, my only chance of passing went out with ‘em, despite the fact the teacher was my Dad!
There’s no way I could do triangulation, I couldn’t play a game that used a dice, square roots were always causing me frustration, the only cubes I knew were made of ice!
I had a nemesis, its name: subtraction, division was anathema to me, I couldn’t multiply or work a fraction, my best result in maths was minus E!
Deciding on my future as an actor, I left the world of pi and sine and tan, so what if I can’t work a damn protractor - I’ll hire myself someone who bloody can!
What.To.Read |
profile |
Quotes |
small.talk |
site |
Taken from love of art
